Sentence Joining (Funny)

Here are the rules, no more than five words per post and no mature content, here is how it goes,
I say "There was a little boy"
then you follow up with your own five word sentence like "and he fell off a "
and so on and so on. So lets get started shall we?

One day in Kulim Town,

danny was missing wei mei

so he decided to find

not missing even kissing

(oie dont go off topic without brackets and try to continue the game after the brackets)
a way to stay in

wei mei waited in bed

(must be five words, no more no less)

(huh to stay in wei mei waited in bed? btw no mature content!)
so he could whack her

mature contain is not allowed......

(what the hamburger are u talking about?)
with a pillow and a

pepper spray(self defence )

(like i didnt say it was matured just you guys think itis)

bomb, suddenly wei mei's mom

go to market and buy a pile of dung....

(oie 5words jiong da!)
came over and kicked danny

she went out from tt room n baked a dung cake

to feed to jiong da

(what part of FIVE WORDS dont u get jiong da?)
with special dung from a

a toilet at jarod's house

so she slammed the cake

danny return the favour with

a nucleur fusion bomb and

the shoe of Marcus, santa

clause's bag of pointy thingys

suddenly, an elephant drop from

the heavens and squishes danny's

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